CASEY JAMES OUSTED FROM "AMERICAN IDOL" UNDER SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES
May 22nd 2010 11:54
Link: thejukeboxhero.com
Give him credit, Casey James nearly messed up "American Idol's" plan..... uh scheme..... for a Season 9 Pop-Singer Finale.
Last Wednesday night, much-relieved producers at "Idol", were dancing a jig and giving one another big hugs and high fives when James was announced to be leaving the show.
Lots of stale stinky wind was expelled into the air from various orfices when it was announced the long-haired Texan would be going home.
And, don't forget about Simon Cowell. This was his wish, too. Even more than just a wish. It was his goal. His quest. Cowell was so excited to see his last season at Idol come down to a Pop-singing Face Off, you could see his hard nipples beneath the customary tight tee shirt he wears.
The ouster of Casey James sets up the Finale Idol clearly wanted all along---that Idol demanded--- a pop-laced showdown between consistently great Crystal Bowersox and new favorite, Lee DeWyze, the shy, young raspy-voiced singer with whom Cowell seems to have developed a ManCrush. A Finale "Idol" worked hard to get.
And there is evidence to suggest that James' ouster wasn't exactly on the up-and-up.
Tune in tomorrow as "The Jukebox Hero" reveals how the weasels at American Idol deliberately got rid of its only rocker to mollify Cowell and make this, his last season on the show, a farewell with a nice parting Gift.
Last Wednesday night, much-relieved producers at "Idol", were dancing a jig and giving one another big hugs and high fives when James was announced to be leaving the show.
Lots of stale stinky wind was expelled into the air from various orfices when it was announced the long-haired Texan would be going home.
And, don't forget about Simon Cowell. This was his wish, too. Even more than just a wish. It was his goal. His quest. Cowell was so excited to see his last season at Idol come down to a Pop-singing Face Off, you could see his hard nipples beneath the customary tight tee shirt he wears.
Simon Cowell On Throwing Out The Rocker: "That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!"
The ouster of Casey James sets up the Finale Idol clearly wanted all along---that Idol demanded--- a pop-laced showdown between consistently great Crystal Bowersox and new favorite, Lee DeWyze, the shy, young raspy-voiced singer with whom Cowell seems to have developed a ManCrush. A Finale "Idol" worked hard to get.
And there is evidence to suggest that James' ouster wasn't exactly on the up-and-up.
Tune in tomorrow as "The Jukebox Hero" reveals how the weasels at American Idol deliberately got rid of its only rocker to mollify Cowell and make this, his last season on the show, a farewell with a nice parting Gift.
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